Sorry! I know that this isn't really along the lines of the story I was telling and just so you know, I am trying to think of some good material to write, but in the meantime, you need to read this joke! It is absolutely hilarious!! LOL!!!





IRS


> At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the
> books of a Synagogue.
>
>
> While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I
> notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle
> drippings?"
>
>
> "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to
> the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of
> candles.."
>
>
> "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
> question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
> "What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do with the
> crumbs?"
>
>
> "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to
> trap him with an unanswerable question..
>
>
> "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now
> and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers."
>
>
> "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
> the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "what do you do with
> all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
>
>
> "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save
> all the foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year
> they send us a complete dick."
>